Monday the Thirteenth Part 1

Went to Jobcentre and spoke to Jonathan, he seemed rather charmed, but of course that's just professional politeness. He took out his little red pen and said I must just remove my age which is so huge that just the idea of anyone still wanting to work at that age and, god forbid, get paid for it, is just too funny. So of course I broke down the place and left.
Then when I went to Tesco for a celibratory lunch, someone left a five pound note in the machine. All us conservationists use the self-service tills so the till operators can die from hunger and this way we save the earth.
Anyway when I picked up the note I realised it was just a decoy and they were watching me and I was going to be shot as I left. So I called the manager who looked at me and laughed. She says she doesn't know what to do there's a law in England 'finder's keepers'. I said no that's just a trick you want to shoot me, here it is. So she had to fill in a big book and call the cops and finally it was all settled.

Got some pics from Claire when she was in Crete, Xania, to visit Veronica.